Friday, May 22, 2009
'Suffer the Little Children to Come Unto Me'--Unless I Have a Politically Calculated PR Stunt Involving a Pro Football Team That Just Can't Wait!!
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
This is Not Your Father's Obamamobile!
Monday, May 11, 2009
It's Official: Barack Obama Wants Rush Limbaugh's Kidneys to Fail!!
Thursday, May 7, 2009
National Day of Non-Prayer: The Messiah Opts Out.
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
And Now for Some "Creative License" to Commemorate a Milestone: The Hundred Days of Barack's Mess (Sung to the Tune of 'The Twelve Days of Christmas')
THE HUNDRED DAYS OF BARACK'S MESS
On the eighty-ninth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
An iPod with his every speech.
On the ninetieth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Two DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-first day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Three birth certificates,
Two DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-second day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-third day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-fourth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-fifth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Seven hours of prime time,
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-sixth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Eight years of recession,
Seven hours of prime time,
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-seventh day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Nine radical mentors,
Eight years of recession,
Seven hours of prime time,
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-eighth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Ten media lapdogs,
Nine radical mentors,
Eight years of recession,
Seven hours of prime time,
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-ninth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Eleven trillion in bailouts,
Ten media lapdogs,
Nine radical mentors,
Eight years of recession,
Seven hours of prime time,
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the hundredth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Twelve Republicans in Congress,
Eleven trillion in bailouts,
Ten media lapdogs,
Nine radical mentors,
Eight years of recession,
Seven hours of prime time,
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings,
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod 'with my every speech'!
Copyright (c) 2009. All rights reserved.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
"Behold, Your King!" Artist's Rendering Commemorates the First 100 Days of the Millenial reign of Barack the Malevolent.

