Sunday, January 25, 2009

First Week of Obama's Millenial Reign: Proclaiming Liberty for Terrorists/Enemy Combatants; Expanded Death Penalty for Fetuses; 'Triumphal Entry.'

Busy week for the Appointed One.  After partying and hobnobbing with the upper crust of Hollywood & the debauched entertainment industry & leftist elite in America on Inauguration Night (oops, sorry, military vets and heroes, didn't have time to go to your event--attended by every new president since Eisenhower), celebrating the nonviolent coup they scored back in November, it was down to business.  Executive Orders were flying.  Closing the Guantanamo Bay Terrorist Resort & Spa next year, ensuring the U.S. would continue its irrational policy of bending over backwards to preserve, protect & defend the unconstitutional rights of enemy combatants, no matter where we accommodate them.  Providing the abortion industry at home and abroad with a federal "bailout"of its own, ensuring that the worldwide scourge of fetal genocide will continue to expand compliments of U.S. taxpayers and lawmakers who are hell-bent on imposing mandatory "Freedom of Choice" on every nation, tribe and tongue, making abortion services obligatory and perfunctory.  And amidst the flurry of imperial dictats there was even a presidential memorandum ensuring a "transparent and open government" with the new Obama administration. (You know. Glasnost. Perestroika.)  Yup, just another week at the office.

To top it off, an inspired artist named Matthew Clark fashioned a life-size effigy of Mr. Obama, firmly ensconced on the backside of a donkey, and paraded him down the streets of Des Moines, Iowa.  The messianic overtones, to be sure, were subtle.  

You can read about and see photos of this Triumphal Entry here.

Next, we should expect to see an artist's rendering of Obama crossing the Potomac without a boat.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Politico, You Dare to Question the Great and Powerful Oz and His Unfathomable Wisdom, Whose Cabinet Selections are Unsearchable? What Chutzpah!

Here is a foretaste of the next four years in the new Obama Republic.

The lazy, liberal, lap dog press will learn soon enough (as it had already both during the campaign and after the election, especially with regard to Blagogate and the Illinois Senate Seat For Sale Scandal).

Ask a hardball, "substantive" question of the messiah, get a condescending, magisterial, evasive answer.


Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Let's Do That Oath Thing Again--We Wouldn't Want Somebody Claiming Later On That Barack's Presidency Is Not Constitutionally Valid (Now Would We?)

I nearly fell out of my JC Penney outlet store dining room chair when I heard that Barack Obama and Chief Justice John Roberts were reunited today for a second attempt at the Presidential Oath of Office, one and a half days after the original was muffed so badly by Justice Roberts and Mr. Obama.

Rumblings in the media and misgivings amongst the legal beagles at the Justice Department converged harmoniously into one consensus decision that it would be best to have a "super-abundance" of caution in making sure that all constitutional "i"s were dotted and "t"s crossed before proceeding with the messianic presidency of Mr. Obama, so as to avoid the potential embarrassing (and logical) scenario described by one law professor at George Washington University, i.e., that "there are going to be people who for the next four years are going to argue that he didn't meet the constitutional standard" as a result of the infelicitously administered oath.

Hmmm.  Ultra-scrupulous about constitutional requirements, aren't we?

Seems to me there was this one little misplaced, long-forgotten, anachronistic and forlorn constitutional requirement that was a non-issue during the campaign, though it should have been settled and met LONG, LONG BEFORE we ever got to the $170 million inauguration ceremony. 

It's called being a natural-born citizen.

Where was this constitutional law professor from academia when the Obama campaign--and their sycophants in the illiberal media--were covering up the fact that Obama had never demonstrated, by means of a simple, original birth certificate (not a Certification of Live Birth fraudulently altered and posted on the Internet!), that he met this clear-cut, no-nonsense requirement?

Here is WorldNetDaily's take on this.

Once again, we have the hypocritical double standard conveniently applied by the illiberal left when it comes to "preserving, protecting and defending" one of their own.

To use appropriate biblical language borrowed from the Real Messiah, Jesus, our so-called leadership (political scribes, lawyers, pharisees, hypocrites) exhibit unmistakeably that they are nothing but blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel."  (Matthew 23:24)

Thursday, January 15, 2009

The Messiah's First Miracle: Turning the Water of Legalized Abortion into the Wine of Federally-Mandated, Unrestrained "Reproductive Justice"

What could be more fitting on the 36th anniversary of Roe vs. Wade, Jan. 22nd, than for the newly-sworn-in president, Barack Hussein Obama, inveterate supporter of abortion-on-demand and booster-extraordinaire for Planned Parenthood, to sign into law the deplorable and disingenuously named "Freedom of Choice" Act.  

King Herod, of first-century infanticidal fame, would have been proud. Whereas that Herod the messiah-killer--written of in the Gospels as the paranoid despot looking to quash all future competition from potential political interlopers--only sought to exterminate male infants under the age of two, this quasi-messiah from the Land of Lincoln would breathlessly remove all government restrictions against the categorical and wholesale extermination of all infants, male and female, before they are even born, never mind toddlers with a bit of testosterone or babes in mangers.   

The "Freedom of Choice" Act is an equal-opportunity, non-discriminating edict pronouncing anathema on all existing government restrictions--be they federal, state or local--against fetal homicide, and is aimed squarely at the sensibilities of Right-to-Lifers, Christians, conservatives, devout people of faith, and all those who appreciate and respect the prerogative our Creator has over the beginning and ending of life, i.e., those who have not been chronically afflicted (or indoctrinated via the state education system) with the debilitating disorder known as liberalism/socialism.

Here is a helpful summation of this egregious piece of legislation, on which Obama will gladly bring to bear his newly acquired "power" to make it the intemperate law of the land. Read this article for a glimpse of what is at stake.

And here are some alternative titles I have thought of for the bill as I write this:
The American Self-Decimation Act
The Abortion Industry Bailout Act of 2009
The Rescission of Moral and Ethical Values in Government Act
The No Child Left Inside Act
The Planned Barrenhood Act of 2009
The Illusion of Choice Act
The Freedom of Vice Act
The Expedited Divine Retribution & Vengeance Omnibus Act of 2009