THE HUNDRED DAYS OF BARACK'S MESS
On the eighty-ninth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
An iPod with his every speech.
On the ninetieth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Two DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-first day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Three birth certificates,
Two DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-second day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-third day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-fourth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-fifth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Seven hours of prime time,
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-sixth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Eight years of recession,
Seven hours of prime time,
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-seventh day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Nine radical mentors,
Eight years of recession,
Seven hours of prime time,
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-eighth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Ten media lapdogs,
Nine radical mentors,
Eight years of recession,
Seven hours of prime time,
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the ninety-ninth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Eleven trillion in bailouts,
Ten media lapdogs,
Nine radical mentors,
Eight years of recession,
Seven hours of prime time,
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings!
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod with his every speech.
On the hundredth day of Barack's Mess, my true love gave to me
Twelve Republicans in Congress,
Eleven trillion in bailouts,
Ten media lapdogs,
Nine radical mentors,
Eight years of recession,
Seven hours of prime time,
Six teleprompters,
Five Saudi kings,
Four falling polls,
Three birth certificates,
Two more DVDs,
And an iPod 'with my every speech'!
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Well done--or, in the words of Christian's companion in the Pilgrim's Progress: "Well said!"
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