At Least Pres. Clinton Soothed Us By Saying He 'Felt Our Pain'--Obama Says, 'Get Over It'--the Stock Market Meltdown is Irrelevant to My Agenda!

The Professor told his pupils at the CNN news conference to forgetuhboutit--the current stock market descent is like an erratic public opinion poll.  A fickle, unreliable indicator of the nation's true economic health.  Meaningless!  Irrelevant!  No worries, comrades.  Just stick with me, you'll be fine.  (After all, who are you gonna believe? me or your lying eyes?)

Meanwhile the patient is in cardiac arrest and bleeding to death on the operating table...

But Doctor O. says keep cutting!  Keep burning!  Keep poisoning!  This radical (but FDA-approved, AMA-certified, doctor-recommended) political surgery will work.  I know it will.  My marxist-leninist mentors have assured me it will!  Remember, I'm the doctor now.  You must consent to my prescribed course of action, my "long-term strategy."  It will work.  It must work! (My Alinsky 'Rules' Book says so!)

You see, my fellow Americans, here's the prognosis: unbridled bourgeois capitalism is the disease.

Unbridled, globalist-fascist bourgeois socialism is the cure!  (FDA-approved, AMA-certified, UN-recommended)